What Is The Funniest Party Banter In BG3

What Is The Funniest Party Banter In BG3

As you go on your journey to get rid of the tadpole in your head in Baldur’s Gate 3, you’ll find some interesting characters that can join you as companions. Each companion has a unique set of skills and deep backstories to share, making for an interesting adventure ahead of you.

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Another thing each party member can bring to the table is a colorful personality. With such a diverse set of people, it’s only natural for each person to chime in or banter with others while encountering the most amazing or outrageous situations. With the right mix or clash of characters, you’ll be treated to the best dialogues between companions.

1

A Picture Of The Group Dynamic

Wyll from Baldur's Gate 3.

Wyll: Ethel mentioned Netherese magic. What in blazes does that mean?

Gale: Magic from the fallen empire of Netheril. Ancient, exceedingly dangerous, and quite unrivaled.

Astarion: Wonderful! I’d hate to be destroyed by any common old magic.

This short exchange paints a great picture of the roles each companion plays in the party. Wyll is the type to be concerned about potential dangers that the group may face. Gale would, of course, not hesitate to show off his wealth of knowledge. Astarion meanwhile provides the much-needed enthusiastic sarcasm.

2

Lae’zel Cracking A Joke

Lae'zel from Baldur's Gate 3.

Lae’zel: Fireworks – a particularly gnomish field of art, no?

Gale: Indeed. More than simple craft, it’s a way of life for some of them.

Lae’zel: That may explain why most gnomes possess such short fuses.

Gale: Lae’zel! Was that a joke?

Lae’zel: Only if you found it funny.

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We know Lae’zel as the fierce and intimidating githyanki warrior who is serious about her quest to please her gith queen, so it’s quite a pleasant surprise that she can dish out witty jokes that would give Dribbles the clown a run for his money.

3

Shadowheart Admits She Likes The Company

Shadowheart from Baldur's Gate 3.

Shadowheart: This place is hard to bear. I hope we’re able to continue on our way before too long.

Karlach: I know what you mean. Everyone is so… unhappy.

Shadowheart: Oh. Well I meant more the molten rock and plunging chasms, but yes, the folk leave something to be desired as well.

Karlach: Present company excluded, of course?

Shadowheart: Oh hush, you. Stop fishing for compliments.

While at

Grymforge
, the group is subject to grim and dangerous sights that puts Shadowheart on edge. That’s when Karlach manages to get Shadowheart to admit that she actually is quite pleased with the company she’s in. Her avoiding Karlach’s question is definitely an answer.

4

Lae’zel ‘s Surprising Humor Strikes Again

Baldur's Gate 3 image showing Laezel.

Astarion: Just once, I’d like to find a village that hasn’t been plundered and destroyed.

Lae’zel: Indeed. All the best weapons have already been scavenged.

Astarion: I was thinking about a warm fire and charming company, actually.

Lae’zel: I am perfectly charming, I’ll have you know. On Crèche K’liir, I was known for my dazzling smile and charisma.

Astarion: Really?

Lae’zel: No.

Everyone knows that Astarion is armed with the quickest wit for banter, but who knew that Lae’zel had it in her arsenal just as well? In this conversation with Astarion, it’s nice to see a side of Lae’zel that’s unexpected and refreshing. Her stoic delivery of these lines causes even Astarion to believe she’s completely serious, making the whole exchange hilarious.

5

Mystra’s Pleasure Dome

Gale from Baldur's Gate 3.

Shadowheart: Why must the Dead Three be so obvious and ugly with their decor? Blood and bones. Bones and blood. Pointy nonsense. At least Shar had some panache.

Gale: As did Mystra’s home on Elysium. Her ribbed vaults and buttresses created a magic entirely of their own. Not to mention her pleasure domes…

Shadowheart: Heh. ‘Pleasure dome’.

Gale: It’s a perfectly legitimate architectural feature!

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This conversation between Gale and Shadowheart transpires in Bhaal’s temple. The place obviously reeks of death, but the party still manages to have mundane conversations like real friends would. The dialogue also gives a peek into how easy it is to bully Gale whenever he attempts to make a completely serious conversation about history.

6

A Talk About Literature

Wyll: I’m reminded of a book father kept hidden in a drawer. ‘The Salty Mermaid’. Do you know of it, Shadowheart?

Shadowheart: ‘Fabian ran his calloused fingers along Allura’s scales. Her tail quivered in response…’

Wyll: ‘Taste me’, Allura pleaded. Fabian smashed his lips against hers and their tongues twisted together like two eels in the Sword Sea.

Shadowheart: The pinnacle of good trash – even I can’t forget that one too easily. Your father is man of fine taste.

This conversation between Wyll and Shadowheart says a lot. First, Wyll bringing up the topic with Shadowheart at all tells us that she gives off the vibe of someone who indulges in trashy novels. Second, it tells us that even Wyll himself enjoys just the same and so does his seemingly serious father. Third, these two read the book enough times to have memorized certain lines. A book club for the party would certainly make long rests interesting.

7

Halsin’s Wild Tastes

Baldur's Gate 3 image showing Halsin.

Lae’zel: You’ve quite the appetite, Halsin. I’d wager you’ve bedded more of your foes than you’ve felled.

Halsin: Hmm. A challenging sum. The chimera has three heads… but does it still count as one?

Lae’zel: Must have been a challenging kill.

Halsin: Kill… yes.

This conversation between Lae’zel and Halsin comes after you

accept his romantic pursuits
. Obviously, Lae’zel is more interested in feats in battle, but we can see how Halsin isn’t only passionate about a good fight. This is a glimpse into how extreme Halsin’s wild tastes really are and overall, how the exchange ends is hilarious.

8

Gale At Wyll’s Wedding

Gale in the Baldur's Gate 3 epilogue after acheiving godhood. He is silver, with glowing eyes, and wearing blue robes.

Wyll: I’m probably going to regret this, but Gale – if I’m to be wed, would you like to make a speech?

Gale: You’ve asked the right wizard. My oratory skills have left many a wedding guest weeping in their seat.

Wyll: Promise it will last less than half an hour?

Gale: I can promise it will feel like less than half an hour…

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This is a funny and comforting conversation between Wyll and Gale where Wyll intends to invite Gale to speak at his wedding. It’s amusing how Wyll knows that Gale is both the best and the worst person to ask to give a speech and it’s unsurprising how confident Gale is in his speaking skills.

Overall, it’s nice to know that the group has become so close that they would certainly invite each other to important events after everything is over.

9

A Sad Moment Between Karlach And Astarion

Karlach from Baldur's Gate 3.

Karlach: Hey. What’s on your mind, Astarion? You seemed a million miles away just then.

Astarion: Hmm? Oh, I was just pondering that heart of yours.

Astarion: There were times I would’ve been thrilled if everyone who put their hands on me burst into flames.

Karlach: I’d trade you if I could.

Sometimes, it’s easy to forget that each companion has a heavy past that burdens their shoulders while you’re out and about raiding temples and killing goblins. This conversation between Karlach and Astarion reminds us of his dark past and the

possibility of Karlach’s short future
.

It’s a grim reminder that despite Astarion’s snarky remarks and Karlach’s jolly outbursts, they’re both people trying to navigate a life dealt with a terrible hand.

10

Boo And Astarion In Agreement

Baldur's Gate 3 image showing Minsc and Boo.

Minsc: ASTARION! FISH! ASTARION!

Astarion: Minsc, please – slow down. Use your words.

Minsc: Minsc has thought how you might be a more virtuous vampire – feast on fish instead. They are made of naught but neck!

Astarion: It’s a sweet thought, but fish just doesn’t have the flavour of full-blooded red meat.

Minsc: No, you do not ‘agree’, Boo. I told you, you have been spending far too much time around the pale one…

Minsc and Astarion could not be more different people, so it’s nice to see that Minsc is concerned about the vampire’s well-being and that Astarion is quite patient with him. The best part of the conversation is how Boo’s personality shines through and his agreement with Astarion’s sentiments. It’s even more hilarious to note that Boo has been spending time at all with him.

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