All Minecraft Toys In McDonalds Meals, Ranked

To celebrate the release of A Minecraft Movie, a range of toys have been launched at McDonalds. Unexpectedly, adults can also get in on the fun this time, as the toys are not just given away with Happy Meals. There are 18 Minecraft-themed toys in total but spread across two different meal types: Happy Meals and Minecraft-themed adult meals.

No matter if you like the limited-edition Nether Flame sauce or not, the fact that you can get a Big Mac, nine chicken nuggets or a veggie burger with your Minecraft toy is welcome news for those of us who love to collect toys and eat fast food in adult-sized portions. However, it does mean you may be buying a lot of burgers to get all 18.

In the UK, Happy Meal toys are being released at a rate of one figure and one block with a figure per week throughout April and the beginning of May. The adult toys appear to all be available now and distributed at random. They are sealed blind boxes, so you have to take your chances.

18

Evoker

Happy Meal

While these Evokers are a faithful rendition of the Minecraft mob, we have to rank them low on our list due to the fact they absolutely terrify us. They may drop the incredibly useful Totem of Undying, but the real question is, how many times do you have to die to get one?

For those of us not blessed with the skills to craft raid farms, Evokers normally evoke nothing but memories of running screaming through a woodland mansion shouting “I just wanted some books!” Or is that just us?

17

Grass Block And Llama

Happy Meal

Grass blocks and llamas are both a staple of Minecraft and, while both hold a special place in our hearts, they are also quite dull, especially when compared to the rest of the line-up on offer.

Also, you do have to account for the Wandering Trader’s llamas who get quite upset when you need to ‘send him away’. Look, it’s not our fault that Wandering Traders who get in the way while we are building end up accidentally falling off things, or having lava spilled on them. It’s a hazard they should have considered. Someone tell the llamas they don’t need to spit at us for it.

16

Skeleton

Happy Meal

Somehow this skeleton has managed to look even more terrifying than those ones who hide under trees and jump out with their bows when you are on half a heart. How did this even happen?

Sorry my skeletal friend, but I can’t get on board with this whole eerie look which vaguely resembles an Iron Golem cosplay on a budget. Are you feeling ok?

15

Stone Block And Garrett

Happy Meal

In the movie trailer, Garrett, played by Jason Mamoa, looks like a lot of fun and his incredible outfit is one of the highlights of his appearance. However, the sheer energy we see there just can’t be replicated in plastic brick forms.

Not only is his shine dulled by the muted colours, but Garrett has been put inside the stone brick, another very dull Minecraft block on a par with grass. What did he do to end up here?

14

Gold Block And Dawn

Happy Meal

Another figure in a block, we’re not feeling this one of Dawn, played by Danielle Brooks, either. You just can’t capture the essence of the humans in the movie in a tiny block. She’s small, and she’s in a block. Woot?

In good news, at least Dawn gets a gold block. It’s a nice vibrant upgrade from Garrett’s stone offering and her outfit is brighter. Maybe the creators just aren’t fans of Aquaman.

13

Big Mac Crystal

Adult Meal

We’re into the big boys now with this Big Mac Crystal, which has an accompanying description claiming it is “mined from a sea of special sauce.” Now I’m not sure about you, but even with the additional details about “radiant melty cheese” didn’t help me get past the slightly unnerving “special sauce” reference.

The adult meal toys come with a code for an in-game Minecraft skin, redeemable in Bedrock Edition. Each skin relates to the toy itself.

Also, it’s just a block. True, it’s a Big Mac as well, but we are still in pretty dull territory here. Even the skin which comes with it is one of the most boring offerings. Sorry Big Mac, but Minecraft is about imagination and this just lacks it in comparison.

12

Soda Potion

Adult Meal

The soda edges out the Big Mac Block here on account of at least being a unique shape. The toy looks better from a distance, and, while also very boring, at least has connotations of potions and brews, as well as soda.

This offering is still pretty bland, but there is something uniquely bizarre and fun about running around Minecraft dressed as a giant bottle of soda. I suspect it’s because the Big Mac guy gives us Skibidi Toilet vibes, and we’re far too old to want to go down that rabbit hole.

11

Redstone Block And Creeper

Happy Meal

The pairing of Redstone block and Creeper is already iconic. Creepers just love to destroy things and Redstone seems to draw them in. They love to get right into the workings of any contraption before they go boom.

However, the important thing about Creepers is that they can be foiled far more easily than Evokers. This means the experience feels more satisfying than terrifying. Plus, creepers drop gunpowder so we can blow things up ourselves. They are surely the most iconic and lovable hostile mob and this cute cube is a nice reflection of that.

10

Pink Wool Block And Pink Sheep

Happy Meal

Spotting a pink sheep in the wild is always fun. No matter how long you’ve been playing Minecraft, they are still rare enough for a sighting in-game to evoke enormous joy.

Pink sheep make us happy. Pink wool makes us happy. This cute block combo makes us happy. Here’s to hoping this one is easier to find than those in the game.

9

Wolf

Happy Meal

Wolves are incredible. Once tamed, they are the most loyal mob in the game, and they have got your back. Wolf armies are incredibly overpowered and wandering around with one can leave you feeling invincible.

Also, care is easy since they eat pretty much anything, and while technically giving them food after taming is entirely optional, it is incredibly satisfying. Wolves deserve to be recognised as Minecraft’s goodest boys.

8

Diamond Block And Steve

Happy Meal

We’re still not overly sold on the small person in small block idea, but it’s Steve! You couldn’t have Minecraft without Steve and this tiny figure does somehow manage to look just enough like both in-game Steve and Jack Black to keep us happy.

He also comes in a diamond block, allegedly. We think someone may have got into his chest and swapped it for some lapis looking at the colour, but who are we to argue with the in-store posters? Diamond it is.

7

Fry Helmet

Adult Meal

If you get this fry helmet in your meal and don’t immediately try it on, we don’t know what to say to you. I can guarantee that it won’t fit. It also won’t give you any protection in a fight.

However, it will make everyone with you laugh. They may be laughing at you, but a laugh is a laugh and Minecraft is about joy. Take a fry helmet, pretend to wear it and profit. It’s that simple.

6

Creeper

Happy Meal

If you don’t want your iconic Creeper to be trapped in Redstone this alternative figure may be exactly what you need. The unleashed Creeper is visible in all his Minecraft Movie glory, and even has that slightly unnerving texture.

As far as we are aware, the Creeper will not explode, but we recommend making sure your Happy Meal is set to creative or peaceful mode before consuming it, just in case.

5

Pink Sheep

Happy Meal

The rare pink sheep, now easier to spot on account of being bigger. As with Creepers, the pink sheep is a recognisable and iconic Minecraft mob. Its rarer than most others but its also more adorable.

While there’s no wool block here, there’s also nowhere for this adorable little guy to hide. Unless you hide him, of course. Surely everyone will be delighted to find a pink sheep in random places in the house? Now there’s an idea…

4

Bee

Happy Meal

Minecraft Bees are simultaneously one of the most adorable and also annoying mobs to exist in the game. They look cute, they fly around your flowers, they give you honey. All is good. Unless you forget to set up a campfire under their hive.

Bees will in fact hunt you down until one of you dies if you don’t allow them to inhale a lot of smoke before you steal their honey. Nature at its finest, here reflected as simply a cute little bee.

3

Birdie Wings

Adult Meal

Birdie the Early Bird was McDonald’s first ever female mascot, and she was introduced to promote breakfasts back in 1980. She has style and sass but often struggled to fly and had to resort to hot air balloons and the like. That didn’t stop her though, and her determination helped make her a much-loved addition to the McDonalds gang.

Now all these years later, she has her very own Elytra to help her fly, and we couldn’t be happier. Birdie deserves all of your love. Just don’t call her old, please. She’s thriving.

2

Grimace Egg

Adult Meal

Grimace was orignally introduced in McDonaldland commercials in the early 1970s as a villain with four arms who stole milkshakes. But after the public fell in love with him, he underwent the world’s fastest redemption arc and became firm friends with Ronald and co.

Grimace was thrust into the spotlight after years in the shadows in 2023, when he took over the McDonalds socials to introduce a Grimace-inspired milkshake for the fast-food chain’s 51st birthday.

No one knows what became of Grimace’s extra arms, which vanished soon after his creation, but this incarnation of him as an Ender Dragon egg is perfect. He’s unique, slightly terrifying, and very, very cool.

1

Zombie Hamburglar

Hamburglar is the annoying child of the McDonald’s universe. Think Norman Price in Fireman Sam. Whenever there is trouble, he is there, but he’ll claim it wasn’t his fault and everyone will smile and nod and let him get away with all his crimes.

In the Hamburglar’s case, his crimes are less arson-based and more cheeseburger-related. However, the vibes are the same, making his incarnation as a zombie even more fitting.

He’s always sneaking around, he’ll follow you if you have food, he’s really, really annoying, and most other mobs just ignore him. This mash-up is the strongest in Minecraft, and McDonalds.