Deliverance 2 Locations As If They Were In The Game

Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2 has been lauded for its accurate depiction of historical Czechia, as well as the buildings that were present at the time. Locations like Trosky Castle, Sedlec Ossuary, St Barvara’s Cathedral, and Kutna Hora’s Italian Court feature prominently in-game and can still be visited in real life today. The game has reached such popularity that Czech tour providers are already planning Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2 tours when the tourism season hits.

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Ahead of tourist season, though, some Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2 players have been leaving (hilarious) reviews on some of the game’s real-world locations, pretending to be characters from the game.

“My Friend Was Covered In Excrement During His Visit And We Were Refused Entry”

With Czech tourism about to be on the rise, some Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2 characters have seemingly got their hands on the internet and have decided to review the game’s locations.

Trosky Castle was a hotspot for those looking to leave their opinions on a location.

“I was tortured there alongside my acquaintance and a priest. Not a very pleasant experience,” one reviewer said. Another declared that the castle is “peaceful except for a few crooks and drunks,” adding, “We were just announcing our arrival when my companion Hans was immediately covered in dung by a villain while standing on the watchtower. I’ve never seen such foolish nonsense before.”

A third reviewer said Trosky Castle was a “Superb place despite the welcome of the guards and the chamberlain,” while a fourth said, “Got my pizzle yanked by the local blacksmith as I was trying to expel demons who turned out to be mice. Still, it makes Perkstein look like an outhouse.”

Comedy gold.

While Trosky Castle garnered a lot of attention, the Italian Court was also a popular place for Kingdom Come: Deliverance characters to review.

We got to see the duality of the game, with one of the Devil’s Pack reviewing the location, saying, “Just robbed Sigismund’s silver from this place to raise an army against him. Surely nothing bad will happen tomorrow. God be with you.”

King Sigismund then left his own review, saying, “Terrible security, some thieves broke into this place and stole all my silver and freed the lords, DO NOT RECOMMEND.”

Thankfully, despite some of the reviews seeming bad, at least out of context, almost every reviewer has given the destination a five-star rating, ultimately helping its overall review score. Sometimes, gamers are alright.

RPG

Action-Adventure

Open-World

Released

February 4, 2025

ESRB

Mature 17+ // Use of Alcohol, Blood and Gore, Sexual Content, Strong Language, Intense Violence, Partial Nudity

Developer(s)

Warhorse Studios