Farmlife is the second Side Story in Split Fiction, one you’ll find after escaping Mr Hammer in the second chapter, Neon Revenge. It’s just over the fence as you enter Patty Spice by opening the shutters. As the main chapter is a Mio story, that means the side stories are all based around Zoe’s writings. This one is based on the first ever story Zoe wrote as a child, concerning magical pigs.
One pig, controlled by (or maybe possessed by) Mio is propelled by magical farts, and the other, controlled by Zoe, can stretch itself out like a spring. Going through this story, you’ll need to grab different apples to open gates, using these unique powers. Here’s where all those apples can be found.
Where To Find The First Apples In Farmlife
While Split Fiction is a co-op game, only the final set of apples need to be gotten together. For the first two, you can get them independently, so we’ll start with Mio, since she’s on the left. Her pink apple is on a shelf at the back of the final area. To get there, climb the hay bales and fart over the fence. Once you land in the mud, climb the next set of hay bales and fart over the fence again. In the final area, climb the hay on the right, then fart over to the higher bales, and from here make your way up the steps and leap with one final fart to the ledge on the right with the pink apple. Drop down and wait by the gate.
For Zoe, she needs to grab a green apple, which is also in the final area. Getting here is easy – go up to the lower fence and stretch, unstretch, then jump over. Do this twice to reach the last area, then stretch by the raised bales on the left. Once you jump up with this power, stretch again to reach the wooden ledge. Go left up here and find the green apple, then drop down.
If you head right while on that ledge, you will see pigs worshipping a strawberry. That’s it. Kinda weird.
Where To Find The Second Apples In Farmlife
The second pair of apples are a little harder to find, but can still be found independently. This setting is based around food, but there are still just two apples, one pink, one green. Mio on the left needs the pink apple, so we’ll start with her again. You need to head to the muddy courtyard and bounce on a bubble to reach the tower of hay. From here, fart across each tower, then on the final platform, you’ll find the pink apple.
Zoe’s green apple is also in the muddy courtyard. You need to bounce on a bubble next to the black silo, then from the roof, stretch up to the red silo, where you’ll find the green apple waiting.
Where To Find The Third Apples In Farmlife
The final set of apples require teamwork, meaning you need to get one, then the other. We’ll start with Mio, again just because she’s on the left, but you can fetch the apples in either order. Once you head back outside after jumping on the spade by the ledge, you’ll be free to roam. Head over to the area on the left, going through the opening just before Porky’s Solarium. Here there is a spade seesaw. Have Mio on the lower spade, and Zoe on the raised upper side. Zoe should stretch then drop, which will fling Mio into the air. While airbourne, she can fart across to the tower of hay on the right, where the apple awaits.
Next up is Zoe’s green apple, though again, you can get either first. For this one, head to the left of the area, beyond the gate, with the tower with an apple basket. Heading up the nearvy grassy slope to a wooden platform, Mio needs to fart across to the spade in the wall. This will spring her up to a podium where she can jump across to the apple basket. With her weight, it will lower to the ground, letting Zoe climb on. When Mio jumps off, it will rise again, and Zoe can stretch up to the ledge. From here, stretch one more time to grab the green apple.
After this, head to the balloons with apple baskets at the back of the area, where you’ll see exactly how Zoe’s story ends. It’s… not exactly a happy ending.