Trevor’s 8 Funniest Quotes In Grand Theft Auto 5

Trevor Philips is one of the best video game characters of all time who needs no introduction. He’s the wild card of the trio who was so over the top that Michael had to fake his death to avoid his crazy antics. After a jewelry store heist, Trevor finds out that his friend is alive and heads to Los Santos for a special reunion.

From the very moment he’s introduced, players fall in love with Trevor because of how unhinged he is. Everything from his dialogue to his mannerisms are in a class of their own and make it clear why players love controlling this maniac in Grand Theft Auto 5.

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“Now Go. I Need To Meditate. Or M*********e. Or Both.”

Spoken To: Ron Jakowski

• A hilarious way to end a mission

Trevor wastes no time in establishing himself as the loose cannon of the trio. He handles a meth business that’s run chaotically, interacting with several eccentric personalities along the way.

After one mission early on when he’s a fresh face, Trevor ends things with a hilarious and unexpected line that has become a fan-favorite in Grand Theft Auto 5. Steven Ogg himself considers this to be his favorite line, which speaks volumes when it comes to how fitting it is for Trevor’s character.

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“I Had A Difficult… Childhood…”

Spoken To: Franklin Clinton

• Trying to get payback after tripping on a fence and embarrassing himself

The best thing about Trevor is that he can turn a simple mission introduction into one of the best parts of the game. After chastizing Franklin’s aunt, he tries to hop over the fence only to get his foot caught as he falls.

Franklin can’t stop himself from laughing and Trevor snaps back in a rage. He tries to prank Franklin too, only to fail miserably and cover up for it by highlighting his tough childhood.

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“But I Did Kidnap His Wife!”

Spoken To: Michael De Santa

• Got on Martin Madrazo’s bad side in record time

Martin Madrazo is a character who crosses paths with Michael when the latter wrecks his mistress’ house. The last thing anyone would want is to antagonize this crime boss, but Trevor does not think about things long-term.

After teaming up with Michael to complete a job for Martin, Trevor asks him for his pay. Martin refuses because of an agreement he had with Michael, and Trevor responds by kidnapping his wife in one of the funniest reveals in the game.

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“Shut Up Before I M****t You, Alright?”

Spoken To: Wade Hebert

• Interrupting Wade when he got into unnecessary details while trying to locate Michael

When Trevor catches a whiff of his ex-partner’s criminal antics in Los Santos, he tells his lackey Wade to find his friend by any means necessary. With Michael Townley being the only name to go off of, Wade explains that he found two candidates, one of whom was a child.

Wade explains how he didn’t want to dig into the toddler’s life too much since that might cause others to report his suspicious behavior. Trevor’s retort is perfectly in line with his character and will make players guffaw as he drops one of his many memorable zingers.

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“Don’t You Ever Not Tell Me Things I Wanna Know!”

Spoken To: Wade Hebert

• Beats Wade after expressing joy that he found Michael

After a lengthy and excruciating wait, Wade finally finds out about a Michael De Santa who fits the profile. When Trevor asks Wade what this man’s wife is called, hearing Amanda causes Trevor to express joy as he seemingly moves in to congratulate Wade.

However, to everyone’s surprise, he ends up hitting Wade instead for not revealing this important information sooner. It’s a moment that fans will remember because of Steven Ogg’s amazing delivery that breathes life into everything Trevor says and does.

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“You Keep This Up, You’re Not Gonna Get There At All.

Spoken To: Wade Hebert

• Getting annoyed by Wade while they’re heading to Los Santos

Wade can be quite endearing at times, even if he’s dumb as rocks. After locating Michael, Trevor goes with his lackey to the big city. He plans to stay with Floyd’s cousin after a long drive.

During the journey, Wade keeps on asking whether they’ve reached the city or not. After being a bit too eager, Trevor utters this hilarious quote in an exasperated manner that is almost endearing in a twisted way.

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“I’ll Operate You Under The Influence If You’re Not Careful.”

Spoken To: Floyd Hebert

• Spoken while operating heavy machinery with Wade’s cousin

While setting up The Merryweather Heist all by himself, Trevor decides to exploit Wade’s cousin by using the cover of his job to scout the docks. To maintain his secrecy, Trevor must do various menial tasks with Floyd as he explores the shipyard.

During one such moment, he talks about how he was using heavy machinery under the influence. When Floyd tries to lecture him about the dubious morals of this act, Trevor lashes out in a manner typical of him that should be a silly dialogue but ends up being rather effective for a few laughs in this context.

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“I Said Something Nice, Not Expensive!”

Spoken To: Denise Clinton

• Barely gives Denise any money after telling her to have a good time

Denise Clinton is one of the funniest characters in Grand Theft Auto 5, and it was only a given that the comedic levels would be through the roof if she interacted with Trevor. While meeting Franklin, Trevor tries to shoo away his annoying aunt by giving her some money to go get something nice.

Denise is elated, only to find out that Trevor has only given her seven bucks. The protagonist’s retort at this point is hilarious and makes it clear why players love it when Trevor gets sassy with other people in a manner only he can pull off.